I meet Santa Claus, and his stand-in, in the mens-room, they asked me what I wanted for Christmas, “a date with Beyoncé”, I told them. They asked, puzzled, “but most people ask for world peace?”, “I’m the one responsible for world peace, so making me happy could help create world peace, and since getting a date with Beyoncé would make me very happy, this could really create world peace”, I explained. They promptly granted me my wish; so now I’m looking forward to Christmas.
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skal hilse fra Beyonce og sige at hun desværre er optaget denne Jul, nogen skal jo komme med mine hjemmesko og avis 😉